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Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

This shit kills me



Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

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Anonymous asked:
Fuck. I ate about 3 pounds of boba. Literally. I'm gonna fucking. Die.


Umm… Boba is low in fat, but high in starch and contains about 25 grams of carbohydrates (which will store as fat if not used as energy) per ounce. One ounce of boba is roughly 100 calories. There’s 16 ounces in one pound which means in just one ounce of boba, you consumed 1600 calories which is 100 more calories for the average woman than recommended and 400 short for the average man. Multiply that 1600 by 3, that gives you 4800 calories- 3300 more calories for the average woman and 2800 more for the average man. You also consumed 1200 grams of carbohydrates… I would recommend cardio and leg training this week… Let’s make those carbs feed the gains. #nutritionalscience

What the fuck did I just read. This was wild start to finish


yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

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